No prizes for recognizing the reference in the title here – it’s much too obvious (please don’t tell me if it isn’t).
Here’s the current staff of Ilium Software (click for the big version):
Standing, left to right: Ken, Julie, Dan, Sheri, Matt, Ellen, Marc
Kneeling: Kevin, Lee
OK, we’ll have a prize (one of our programs, or, if you have all of them already, a handful of excellent stylus pens) for anyone who comes up with a good caption. Put any entries into the comments.
We may not Be Bill Gates, but Trust Us,
Our software can Relate.
Look what came out of the Trojan Horse! Conquering the mobile world like no one else….
Ilium Software……………………… Yeah, Just try to stop us
Ilium Software ……….Those that don’t know, will in time
Ilium Software ……….Those that don’t know…………….. Will in time
Ilium Software…..No Excuses,………… Just Software
Is that Bill Gates in the red shirt? If I had a software company, I would have hired him too.
Dont Try Us,,,,,,,,,,, Nope, Don’t Do It
Ilium – Raising the Bar… No weights, just the bar…
Good people make good software.
An unanticipated hitch was just around the corner at Ilium’s first mass wedding.
This photo was taken by one of our forthcoming software programs…which swore afterwards that it couldn’t work anymore under these conditions and stormed back to its trailer.
With these folks telling our story, who needs a gecko?
Mild-mannered office workers by day — Pocket PC SUPERHEROES by night.
The Real World – Ann Arbor
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Smile… We are Ilium!!
“We manage your mobile data, like you’re one of the family.”
A Heavans Gate Renunion- Fresh back from the their ride in space via a comet , the Applwhite offspring are happy to be back on earth. “The Human Individual Metamorphosis” was a succes said one of the clan.
‘Bob was unhappy with the turnout for his first flash mob. Maybe he should have listened to his friend who said that Funk, Nebraska, pop. 204, was not the best choice of venue for a noob-mobber’
The family that codes together……… stays together.
“Here at Dunder-Mifflin, we believe that people come first. Paper is our passion, and our dedicated employees– Dwight… Dwight! Put down the crossbow, Dwight!”
From right to left: Kevin, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Dwight, Angela, Roy (older), (kneeling) Meredith, and Jim
Oh, no!
Who’s on the tech support phone?
Now I have to put this one on my dockware too… Oops, is this caption online?
Class of 1996 Chess Club 10 year reunion
“OK, everyone. On the count of three. One…two…three…Windows CEEEEEEEEEEE” *click*
After years of denial, this intrepid group of closet developers has come clean. “It wasn’t easy ya know” said Lee. “This isn’t the kind of ‘outing’ we were expecting” said Ken. Sheri (standing center) said “I simply can’t understand why I can’t get close to these people”. For the time being however, they are content to each move forward in their own, quirky, way.
Here’s Ilium!
What’s Ilium?
It’s Muili backwards, of course!
Stand in front with short people (check)
Kneel to let the tall people show their faces (check)
Look at silly camera person that gets to avoid office picture (check)
Smile (check)
Say Cheese! (check)
Don’t Blink! (check)
Don’t Blink! (check)
Don’t Blink! (check)
Done! Make it back to break room to get the last cookie (check)
Make appointment to call in sick on next day they have office pictures (check)
Save this list in case I forget anyway (check)
I will give this caption: “The Incredible of Ilium”
Okay, we are getting really tired of these incessant fire drills!
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NASA was a little concerned about the next mission, selection standards appear to be slipping.
As you can see, they look almost like real humans. Launch the pods commander!
I’m guessing the person taking the photo had the idea of the compo.
This is truly remarkable! EVERYONE from Illium seems to be standing still and smiling in the same place at the same time. I don’t think that I have ever seen a coincidence of such magnitude! I think I’ll take a picture.
Hi guys!!
I want to thank everyone who participated in this Photo Caption Contest – you’ve all come up with really fun and entertaining entries, and we have had a good time reading them this week!
Unfortunately, I’m closing the contest now for any more winners. To everyone who wrote a caption above – you will hear from me via email (so I hope you used your real one!) very soon, with details on how to claim your prize.
Thanks again to all the winners who made us laugh as you picked on us this week!
Yes, there are people behind our products and customer service!
Sorry about the late entry…I was thinking of something to write and apparently missed the deadline.
Thanks, everyone, for the great captions.
Yes, we’re geeks. And we’re not embarrassed about it. At least I’m not. I’m just happy I don’t have to wear business casual any more. Or suits. I’ve done both, and deeply hope I never have to again.
“Sheri always hated when the Dungeons and Dragons club asked her to be in their photo.”
I don’t care about your prize. You guys are AWESOME!!!
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