Comments on: Everyone Looks Better in a Hat

By: Judy

Judy — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:16:19 +0000

Lee: Hats On to all at Ilium for some great software

Matt: Foiled again

By: anthony

anthony — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:03:17 +0000

Kevin:

Now all I have to do is find that darn sweater and Lane Meyer will have no choice but to pay me my $2.00

By: Jason

Jason — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:41:44 +0000

matt: I just have to have my iPod when I’m jousting!

lee: do I look like a coat rack to you?

Marc: have you seen my reindeer?

Kevin: why does this always happen to me?

By: chad

chad — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:17:54 +0000

Matt : “The Government will never git inside my head with my tin foil hat and ear protectors on”

Lee: “I swear, I am not hiding my cone head under here”

Marc: “u talkin to me”

Kevin: “sometimes they let me play monopoly”

By: Singh

Singh — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:46:03 +0000

Matt: Blast from the past.

Lee: Encryption layers to prevent information leakage, “eWallet style”

Lee: Encryption layers to prevent knowledge leakage, “eWallet style”

Marc: The name is Bond. I am ready to take on the world equipped with the latest Iliumsoft gadgets.

Keven: Why choose the difficult way to hide and protect your identity, when eWallet is easily available.

By: Melvyn

Melvyn — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:34:54 +0000

Re: LEE
After catching up on two years worth of Cosmo, Lee is convinced she’s definitely wearing a hat for every season.

By: Melvyn

Melvyn — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:33:39 +0000

(I deliberately haven’t read the other comments ‘cos I don’t want to plagiarize / get swayed in any specific direction so apologies if this obvious one has been done)

Re: MARC
Ilium Needs You (Marc especially needs you if you’re a fashion consultant)

By: Melvyn

Melvyn — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:30:36 +0000

Re: KEVIN
Someone’s in for a beating when the bridegroom gets hold of a solvent for the superglue.

Re: KEVIN
Ilium’s awards Kevin the prize in the “Dress Like a Newspaper Photo That Someone Has Attacked With a Marker Pen” competition. Kevin is unamused.

By: Peter M

Peter M — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:45:18 +0000

Marc; “I have to cover this big head with something, I’ve been on TV you Know”

By: Pony99CA

Pony99CA — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:08:43 +0000

Apologies if any of these are duplicates. I didn’t read every entry.

Matt: This’ll screw with those bastards at the NSA!

Lee: I wear many hats here at Ilium. Either that, or I’m totally schizo.

Marc: I know Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones is a friend of mine, and you, sir, are NO Indiana Jones.

Kevin: Kevin, the geeky reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would say more than one LOLZ. All of the other programmers used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Kevin play in any net Quake games.

Then one late night Christmas eve, the lead prog came to say, “Kevin, you think you’re so bright, won’t you debug eWallet tonight?” Then all the progs were jealous, as he debugged every line. Kevin, the geeky reindeer, helped ship eWallet on time!