Comments on: ListPro Files of the Famous and Fictional http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/04/listpro-files-of-the-famous-and-fictional/ Behind the Scenes at Ilium Software Mon, 20 May 2013 06:04:41 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Melvyn http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/04/listpro-files-of-the-famous-and-fictional/comment-page-1/#comment-27482 Melvyn Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:11:53 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=357#comment-27482 Michael Scott’s motivational list:

[] Think positive
[] Define your goals
[] Think big
[] That’s what she said

]]> By: Melvyn http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/04/listpro-files-of-the-famous-and-fictional/comment-page-1/#comment-27481 Melvyn Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:09:28 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=357#comment-27481 Ballmer’s to do list if the Yahoo deal falls through:

[] Search Amazon for “Ways to spend $46bn”
[] Buy a small island
[] Install StumbleUpon plugin and buy every site that I hit in the first hour
[] Buy a large island
[] Take out contract on Jerry Yang
[] Solve all future problems with EU fines: buy Europe

]]> By: Knaak http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/04/listpro-files-of-the-famous-and-fictional/comment-page-1/#comment-27480 Knaak Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:37:29 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=357#comment-27480 Paris Hilton:

1. Go to that shop you had to go to
2. Do not forget to ?? … and … ???
3. call that person
4. do not forget to buy that thing you saw yesterday
5. Return that other thingie
6. Go to that shop you had to go to

]]> By: spmwinkel http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/04/listpro-files-of-the-famous-and-fictional/comment-page-1/#comment-27479 spmwinkel Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:01:42 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=357#comment-27479 lolcat 10 commandments:

1 – Not to has any cat befur Ceiling cat.
2 – All ur cheezburgrs ar belongz to Ceiling cat.
3 – Thou shall not kills. (Well unless itz mouses and kitteh has hungerz)
4 – Thou shall not steel. Ceiling cat prvides.
5 – Ceiling cat prvides but plz to bring own bukket.
6 – Plz to not to wrkz on Caturday. Iz day to honor Ceiling cat.
7 – Halp kittehs in needs, srsly.
8 – Plz to trust Ilium huumans, dey come from teh intrawebs.
9 – Fr RSS raeding plz to use Nwzbraek!!!sh1ft1!!exclamationpoint!!1 Ceiling cat approvs.
10 – Send complains to spprt [cat] ceilingcat [dot] com. ktxbai!

]]> By: Jefe http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/04/listpro-files-of-the-famous-and-fictional/comment-page-1/#comment-27478 Jefe Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:31:46 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=357#comment-27478 MacGyver’s list of things in back pocket (you know, just in case…):

Swiss Army knife
paper clip
ballpoint pen
rubber band
tweezer
tube sock
nasal spray
filament of an incandescent lightbulb (to pick locks… or reset PDA)
AA battery
small amount of insulated wire
piece of cork (because, of course, the battery and stripped wire can be used to create an electromagnet to magnitize the paperclip which will float on cork in a bowl of water and serve as a compass… in case it’s a cloudy day and GPS goes out)
duct tape (need I say more)

]]> By: bamhm182 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/04/listpro-files-of-the-famous-and-fictional/comment-page-1/#comment-27476 bamhm182 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:03:47 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=357#comment-27476 hehe, the only one I can understand is #6. I still need to get out more though.

]]> By: David Bevan http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/04/listpro-files-of-the-famous-and-fictional/comment-page-1/#comment-27475 David Bevan Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:52:36 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=357#comment-27475 Secret Agent
1. Gh6S gf671 bg t5w
2. O9h s$@d
3. H80# g71d *&R$D
4. F64@!
5. Y7@% bhf75lpv fs#*&sb5
6. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 0wt mo4r

]]> By: Peter Marsh http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/04/listpro-files-of-the-famous-and-fictional/comment-page-1/#comment-27474 Peter Marsh Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:07:28 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=357#comment-27474 1. Make winning Illium 11th Birthday list
2. Cross #1 off list
3. Try again
4
5. Try to think of something for #4
6. Surf web
7. Set reminder to finish the list

]]> By: Angela Blades http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/04/listpro-files-of-the-famous-and-fictional/comment-page-1/#comment-27473 Angela Blades Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:53:40 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=357#comment-27473 God:
List #42
1. Make a blob and give it a spin
2. Cover it
3. Add water, dirt and some greenery
4. Hang up some decorations
5. Design a variety of wet and flighty things and let them loose
6. Make up some other thing but don’t forget that funny one I thought up last night.
7. Put feet up and watch what happens

]]> By: bamhm182 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/04/listpro-files-of-the-famous-and-fictional/comment-page-1/#comment-27472 bamhm182 Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:37:07 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=357#comment-27472 Dr. Evil’s to do list:

*My Next Plan to take over the world that can’t possibly fail, but if it does, I’ve got a backup plan, what is it Number 2? Oh that’s no good… AH! This thing is still on? Wait, I have to type into it, well than what am I typing all this for?*

[] Feed Mr. Bigglesworth.
[] Attempt to kill Scott.
[] Create another plan to take over the world.
[] Buy Lightsabers
[] Attempt to kill Scott again if I fail the first time.
[] MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
[] Kill one of my employees for no reason.
[] Put plan to take over the world into action.
[] MUAHAHAHAHAHA! again
[] Try one last time to kill that little bastard.
[] See that Austin Power’s has gotten involved.
[] Get in an epic lightsaber fight with AUSTIN POWERS! *evil eye and pinky combo*
[] If that fails, collect Mr. Bigglesworth, a Space Heater(It’s friggin’ cold in space nowdays), and a sack of $1 McDonalds Cheeseburgers(What? Evil Geniuses have to eat to? And they don’t make me fat, I’m big boned…)
[] Make my last second escape into space and pray someone kills Scott. (God I hate that kid…)

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