Comments on: Double Dactyls http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/06/double-dactyls/ Behind the Scenes at Ilium Software Sat, 25 May 2013 22:41:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Bob http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/06/double-dactyls/comment-page-1/#comment-27610 Bob Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:05:41 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=360#comment-27610 How Much is that Doggerel in the Window?

Sparkily-Warkily
Odgen Nash Trashery
Goldenly celebrates
Rhyme as the king.

Doubledactylishness’
Diff’rently celebrates
Sesquipedalian
Rhythm’s bright bling.

]]> By: Laura http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/06/double-dactyls/comment-page-1/#comment-27609 Laura Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:53:41 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=360#comment-27609 My Wicked Hero Once Again, or Never write at 2 a.m.

Plashedly bashedly
George Gordon, Lord Byron
Dashed off his poetry
Just as he spoke.

Would that I could do just
as the bard did, moving
extrasarcastically,
bad to verse poke.

]]> By: Charley http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/06/double-dactyls/comment-page-1/#comment-27608 Charley Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:06:18 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=360#comment-27608 (My humor isn’t meant for just anyone …)

Artzilly fartzilly
Frederic Remington
Reads in McCalls mag that
Claire Booth is Luce

Switches to oils which are
Biodegradable
Only to find that Lau
Trec is Toulouse

]]> By: Laura http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/06/double-dactyls/comment-page-1/#comment-27607 Laura Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:01:03 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=360#comment-27607 My Wicked Hero

Plashedly bashedly
George Gordon, Lord Byron
Dashed off his poetry
Just as he spoke.

Would that I could do just
as the bard did, moving
extrasarcastically,
from bad to verse.

]]> By: Rico http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/06/double-dactyls/comment-page-1/#comment-27605 Rico Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:16:09 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=360#comment-27605 Yo-tweedle, no-needle,
Doctor Van Shotz.
“A medical checkup?
I feel quite fit!”

Menacing M.D. says
ever so eerily,
“Trypanophobia?
Won’t hurt a bit!”

]]> By: Will Lane http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/06/double-dactyls/comment-page-1/#comment-27604 Will Lane Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:41:03 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=360#comment-27604 Higgledy Piggledy
Albert A Michelson
Did his experiment,
Came away miffed.
“Need a more accurate
Interferometer!
Back to the drawing board –
Can’t get the drift.”

]]> By: Bob http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/06/double-dactyls/comment-page-1/#comment-27603 Bob Sun, 08 Jun 2008 22:00:18 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=360#comment-27603 A Good Time Was Had by All

Slammity-Bammity
Ilium Software Inc.
Played with our psyches and
Launched this damn test.

Now we have learned well that,
Self-referentially,
Doubledactylicly,
Silence is best.

]]> By: Bob http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/06/double-dactyls/comment-page-1/#comment-27598 Bob Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:10:49 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=360#comment-27598 (Please help me stop!)

A Racecar Named Desire

Gassily-Passily
Corvette by Chevrolet
Drove a young man to a
Car-based wet dream.

As a result of this
Auto-erotica
He has matured as a
Speedster extreme.

]]> By: Bob http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/06/double-dactyls/comment-page-1/#comment-27597 Bob Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:09:15 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=360#comment-27597 Nightmare

Spookily-wookily
EWalletiasis
Sickens our minds with its
Paranoid woe.

Fin’lly it cures all our
Neuropathology.
Saving with passwords our
Fear of Big Bro’.

]]> By: Bob http://blog.iliumsoft.com/2008/06/06/double-dactyls/comment-page-1/#comment-27592 Bob Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:32:04 +0000 http://blog.iliumsoft.com/?p=360#comment-27592 Shopping List

Grocery-Prosery
Martha O’Stewartus
Helps us to name what we
Lust for and need.

ListPro then aids us, we
Pleasure-bent hedonists,
Anthropomorphizing
Milk, meat, and seed.

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